Posted 2005-09-06 11:09 AM (#29980) Subject: Save on gas, use a horse....
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Posts: 68 Location: Flagstaff, AZ
Alright folks, step right up! You dont want to pay $4.69 for gas, no
problem, I have the perfect vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no oil, or
even a battery, just a little grass and water will do these animals
fine. Now everyone has different needs, so choose from the folowing
models:
1. Trail Horse- Your average run around town animal. Has the energy
to get where you are going, the brain to find the best way to go, big
enough to carry the normal sized American.
2. The Arabian- perfect for those who travel long distances in a day
and try to multi task while driving. Although the Arabian may not go
to your home or office with out specific instruction, it WILL go
somewhere.
3. The Draft- Calling all soccer moms. This big guy can carry the
whole team, their gear and snacks. Just like the big machines, this
guy will require more fuel, and his shoes will be more expensive than
the compact model.
4. The Western Pleasure- The right car for the high end white collar
workers. This animal works harder and requires more special knowledge
so only the best can figure this out. Be sure to take your cell
phone. You wont be stuck in traffic, you just wont be getting
anywhere fast.
5. The Parrelli- Salesmen, stay at home moms, and high school kids
will all enjoy this dream. You can load him down with flapping wal-
mart bags, ask him to walk in places a horse wont fit, and you can
dance with him as you listen to the latest tunes.
6. The Ranch- The most dependable animal available. He will go where
ever you ask him to, at what ever speed is appropriate. You can tie
him to the stop sign and he will be there when you get back. Best of
all, this model has been specially engineered to be able to go
without water for days and stay fat and slick by eating sagebrush and
dead prarie grass.
Of course all models are available in base colors (sorrel, bay,
black) Special order colors are available (dun, grey, palomino) and
for an additional fee, custom paint jobs are also available (overo,
tobiono, blanket, leopard).
No horse is sold with a waranty, however maintainence plans are
available in the event brakes, steering, or accelerator fail.
Save on gas, use a horse....
